Kuala Lumpur - Malaysian opposition Islamic party Parti Islam SeMalaysia (PAS) has demanded that the government ban pop superstar Avril Lavigne from performing in the country.
When sweet innocent Michael Jackson grabbed his crotch on stage in Singapore , his excuse was that the subliminal music got to him. And we know how innocent women have been sexually exploited by musical and sports heroes.
This would escalate into a precarious situation for music lover in Malaysia,eventually no one would be coming to perform.
I wonder what the real reason that PAS get petulant so easily.
Michael is kinda innocent, kinda. He's got something similar to stunted growth in most areas. A sad case of someone forced to grow up too fast and now trying to retain his childhood. How else do you explain a cute black boy growing into a horrifying white woman?
That said, who those groupies want to sleep with is a matter for the tabloids, their family and their lawyers. Hardly a good reason to ban it unless they're calling for violence against someone.
Then again, Pas would want to ban even dangdut. So I"m not surprised they'd want to ban Avril Larvinge. On a personal note, I hate Larvinge because she got pretenious after Skater Boy.
Wouldn't mind being her groupie though:) But not touching her backstage crew and band.
When Michael confessed to Oprah that it was the subliminal effect of music that made him grabbed his crotch, I thought that Oprah's question would have ended the whole thing. NO. Now girls singers are doing the same.
Everybody loves music. God has put a musical template in every human baby and indeed whales also appreciate their kind of music. Rythmic music which has come down to us and even the one that the girls and women of Banu Nadjar in Madinah sang and regaled the Meccan migrants with is also kept to the very last musical note so please note that PAS is not against music except the vulgar kind which Madonna and her crucifix dramatised and got the ire of the Holy See.
There is music and there are discordances all the way. So we have to have rules. The most famous dangdut dancer Inul loves to gyrate her hips in rubber jeans , a kind of orgasmic obsession if I look at it with the eyes a censor
The PAS guys want to bring the band and the dangdut dancer to a secret location, maybe somewhere near that famous beach where turtles come up to lay eggs to watch themselves lah!
Of course the PKR chiefs will also be invited to watch. Pah lah and friends want to watch too, maybe getting them to perform in some secret frrom high up Petronas Tower but they got put on reserve list.
August 10, 2008 Sunday, 05:01 AM
